Why do we do it? Drink heavily that is. Company dinner, average food but drinkable wine. An iPod provides background music whilst we all chat. Then the food gets cleared away, the iPod gets turned up and the “dancing” starts. For dancing read “blokes in their 40s who should know better drinking too much and playing air guitar to Mr Brightside”. The night gets later, the wine flows faster, music gets louder, dancing gets more erratic…….following morning, a couple of us are nursing heads that seem to be occupied by small marching bands. Tiredness is endemic. Best part of an hour asleep in the car with the seat reclined turns out to be a wonderful experience!